All 68 episodes of The Valley of Green Gold are out now! An expertly produced fantasy story told through Dungeons & Dragons. Follow four unique characters as they come together on a mysterious island. Aaron Yonda as Wendell the Wombat (a wombat-folk wizard) Deon Green as Bunny DePayne (a human professional wrestler) Brad Knight as S’Silbeth Oristh (a serpet-folk wild magic sorceress) Emre Cihangir as Clubhead (a living construct druid) and Jason Stephens (human GM/producer and creator) Dramatic role-playing merges with comedic sensibilities, ”rule of cool” moments, tense combats, and a cohesive story. ALL EPISODES ARE OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!
Episodes
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Monday Nov 16, 2020
Every great team has an unsung member. In the case of the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade, that member is Barjrum, the Mastiff.
He's not just Glubjeg's pet, he's the unofficial mascot of the GPB. He's been with them longer than Reya Mantlemorn, and he holds his own in battle (something even Reya can't boast).
But, when you're searching for evil cultists and vile devils hiding in sewers, it doesn't matter if you're a very good boy when you've only got 12 hit points.
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
Tuesday Nov 10, 2020
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade closes in on the evil matriarch of the Vanthampur family (Thalamra Vanthampur) in the sewers under their family's villa.
When they find her, will she be knitting an afghan? Making her famous chili? Doing a Sudoku while sucking on a butterscotch candy?..
No, this woman is up to her withered nethers in devils!
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
This episode begins as the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade gets the jump on some lackies in the sewers beneath the Vanthampur Villa. The gang continues the search for Mama Vanthampur, but they find more than they expected...
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
The Rated RPG Podcast is back from a hiatus - and the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade resumes the search for the cunning Thelamra Vanthampur in the sewers under her villa.
Will Glubjeg toss ball bearings? Will Barjrum the mastiff survive another episode? Will the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade ever perform that song and dance they promised 12 episodes ago?.. Find out!
Friday Sep 04, 2020
Friday Sep 04, 2020
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade has flexed all over the Vanthampur's villa - but have yet to locate the remaining Vanthampur brother (who is, as we've been told, wimpy AND shrimpy) and his mommy. As the search continues, are they walking into a trap? Are they overconfident? Will the party level-up?
All these questions and more, answered here in episode 21!
Monday Aug 31, 2020
Monday Aug 31, 2020
In this jumbo episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade continues their assault on the Vanthampur's villa - looking for the wimpy-shrimpy brother and his mom.
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
Thursday Jul 23, 2020
In this episode, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade decides to move right into the Vanthampur's villa. Unfortunately, there's the matter of the current occupants...
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
Wednesday Jun 24, 2020
In the midst of combat, inside the Vanthampur's villa, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade seems to have the upper hand. But, it's always the little things that go unnoticed which are the biggest threat.
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Thanks to a ruse set in motion by Rayce the Roaster, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade now has a date with Amrik Vanthampur. He's the rich guy whose mom runs the show. Remember, he was the one who tried to have his brother, Mortlock, killed... Anyway, that family is responsible for unleashing the Cult of the Dead Three upon Baldur's Gate and the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade are comin' for 'em.
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
After coming to a peaceful resolution with the followers of Tiamat, the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade heads to the Low Lantern in search of more action. Hijinx ensue. Also, before you listen to this episode, check out this classic Blame Society Films YouTube video that we reference in it.