
All 68 episodes of The Valley of Green Gold are out now! An expertly produced fantasy story told through Dungeons & Dragons. Follow four unique characters as they come together on a mysterious island. Aaron Yonda as Wendell the Wombat (a wombat-folk wizard) Deon Green as Bunny DePayne (a human professional wrestler) Brad Knight as S’Silbeth Oristh (a serpet-folk wild magic sorceress) Emre Cihangir as Clubhead (a living construct druid) and Jason Stephens (human GM/producer and creator) Dramatic role-playing merges with comedic sensibilities, ”rule of cool” moments, tense combats, and a cohesive story. ALL EPISODES ARE OUT AND AVAILABLE NOW!!
Episodes

Friday Sep 23, 2022
Episode 81 - The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade is Back!
Friday Sep 23, 2022
Friday Sep 23, 2022
In this episode, The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade resumes their Descent Into Avernus!
We start things out with a comprehensive recap of the adventure thus far, and Lulu helps get the boys focused on the mission. With a bit of help from a new ally, some options are laid upon the table for how the chaps might proceed.
The final three Rated RPG: Descent Into Avernus livestreams are scheduled for:
THURSDAY, OCT 13
FRIDAY, NOV 4
With our Descent Into Avernus finale on FRIDAY, DEC 9
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Friday Sep 09, 2022
Return to Flavortown - Episode 1
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
The Heroes of Flavortown proved themselves in the previous one-shot adventure, but now they will have a new friend to help them in their culinary-themed missions. Jason DMs as Deon joins Emre, Aaron and Brad as a player, adding his completely random-rolled character to the mix.
We'll be returning to Descent Into Avernus with our next Dungeons & Dragons livestream on Friday, September 16th at 6pm central US time. Go to RatedRPGPodcast.com for a link to the livestream and everything you need to know about the show and how to support it!

Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode Three
Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
In the thrilling conclusion to the Heroes of Flavortown:
Xylem Yungboi learns about fire.
Yallagher Gallagher gets bit.
And Baby Zamboni tries to convince Jerry the Rat to do something he'd rather not do.
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade rides again! Friday, August 26th at 6pm Central (US)
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Friday Jul 29, 2022
The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode Two
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Friday Jul 29, 2022
After creating some really unique D&D characters, Emre, Aaron and Brad embark on a journey to save a local hotspot!
But will they survive their first combat?
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Thursday Jul 14, 2022
The Heroes of Flavortown - Episode One
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
Thursday Jul 14, 2022
When Deon had to bow out of our last livestream, we quickly put together a special idea.
We threw caution to the wind and embarked on a four episode podcast fill-in one-shot adventure!
Randomly rolled characters, old-school 3d6 ability score rolls, and a very small problem to be solved in Flavortown.
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Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Episode 80 - Superpowers or a Goat
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Sometimes in D&D, a player will unknowingly say some silly thing that, through highly improbable odds and completely random dice rolls, winds up being really amazing. That's what Episode 80 is all about. And we're all shirtless (which you can't see, this being a podcast).
Our next livestream is happening on Friday, July 8th, 2022 - 6pm Central US time start.
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Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Episode 79 - Morbo VS Moobs
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Thursday Jun 30, 2022
Sometimes during a Rated RPG livestream, things get a bit strange. This is one such time.
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade have been fighting the undead in an underground crypt, and while the tide seemed to be turning in their favor, they find themselves up against a formidable foe. And also, there's some light male nudity.
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Monday Jun 20, 2022
Episode 78 - A Mess of Mummies
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
The Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade picks up where they left off in their previous session, in a mysterious crypt full of the remains of Elturel's Hell Riders. It's also full of mummies and other assorted undead, and when we last left the GPB, they woke 'em all up and commenced to throw-down.
Will the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade make good choices? Probably not.
Will Glubjeg find love? Well, he certainly wasn't expecting to.
Will Rayce wet his pantaloons? He might have a reason for it.
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Thursday May 12, 2022
Episode 77 - No Spoilers
Thursday May 12, 2022
Thursday May 12, 2022
This Episode of the Rated RPG Podcast Contains NO BATMAN SPOILERS*
But it does contain spoiled undead creatures which seek to destroy the Gorgeous Phoenix Brigade!
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You can access every episode of the podcast there, as well as support Rated RPG by buying us shots for our upcoming livestream (or by joining our Patreon).
Join us in our next Rated RPG livestream on Saturday, May 28th, 2022! We'll start the show at noon central US time with a dungeon pizza, some D&D Mad Libs, and a casual chat - and then at 1pm CST, we'll dive back in where we left off at the end of this episode.
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*Unless you didn't know that Catwoman and The Penguin appear in The Batman, starring Robert Pattinson. If that turns out to be something you didn't know, and knowing it spoils the film for you, we are deeply sorry.

Thursday May 05, 2022
Episode 76 - Glubjeg Has Had Enough!
Thursday May 05, 2022
Thursday May 05, 2022
Kids can sometimes test their grown-ups. Maybe it's a grandmother who has had a long day and is just about through with her grandkids whining. Or perhaps it's a parent who catches their teenager sneaking in when they were supposed to be home two hours earlier. Or, in the case of this episode of the Rated RPG Podcast, it's a grouchy bugbear who is JUST TRYING TO CAST A DAMN SPELL BUT THERE'S AN ANNOYING HALFLING IN HIS HEAD!
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Our next livestream is Saturday, May 28th. We'll start the stream at noon central time - and will order Dungeon Pizza, play Dungeons & Dragons Mad Libs, and have a casual chit chat with you until 1pm, when we resume playing Descent Into Avernus. Join us on Twitch!